Tag: emmanuel eboue

Arsenal’s season, starring Sandra Bullock

April 18, 2011 31 Comments by Sian

I hate films that aren’t realistic. You know the type, where you sit there thinking “Oh he just happened to turn around in time to miss the blade through the ribs… oh of course she’s a nuclear physicist, she’s 23 and beautiful! Yep, yep, absolutely standard for a flying cow to narrowly miss your windscreen on [...]

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A 1-3 win and a stick of rock.

April 11, 2011 8 Comments by Sian

Three points! Three points! Three big fat juicy nutritious points! I feel like we’ve been existing on one of those detox diet plans where you eat little and often but never until you’re full up and as a result exist as a hungry and miserable, quite spotty human being. But yesterday, we filled our boots. [...]

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Arsenal vs Barcelona: the night before.

February 15, 2011 20 Comments by Sian

Well guys, it’s nearly upon us! *makes ooooooooh noise* Barcelona should have just about arrived in the UK as I write this, with Pep Guardiola and Andres Iniesta scheduled to do their press conference at the Emirates this evening. This is according to Arsenal communications director Mark Gonnella who can be followed from that link in a totally [...]

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Arsenalistas get the better of Arsenal.

November 24, 2010 10 Comments by Sian

We needed a massive performance against Braga last night in order to see ourselves back on track before this weekend’s clash with Aston Villa. The performance we eventually delivered was diminutive in size and got us about as back on track as a derailed train that’s been taken even further away from the track for [...]

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Arsenal, 2009/2010 – the good, the better and the pretty.

May 18, 2010 11 Comments by Sian

You know when you go on holiday to Disney World and you get to the gate at the front and there’s a perky blonde dressed up as Polly Pocket going “Hi guys! Welcome to Disney! Would you wonderful people like a photo to remember your special day by?” And you’re like “No, it’s my first [...]

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Sol's Pep Talk: the Truth About Whisky Mist.

May 11, 2010 17 Comments by Sian

I’d hoped that, what with the season being over and all, we’d have nothing further to complain about this season. Certainly no more disappointments, except for when the only goalkeeper Wenger manages to sign is Graham Stack or Rami Shaaban. (AW: ‘Weeeeelllll, where is ze sense in going forward when we can go back?’) I [...]

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